at the park

the other night some friends from work and i went out to a royals game.
to keep the kids busy while mama was away, my husband took them out for a picnic dinner in the park. so sweet of him. all was well until maggie approached a mom sitting on the bench. this mom had a drink in her hand, just sitting there watching her little girl go down the slide. maggie walks up to her, reaches for her drink, the mom moves it, maggie tries again, the mom moves it away from her.
maggie then reaches her little hand up and gives this mom a good squeeze right on her boob!
jeff goes over trying to find an appropriate apology for such behavior when he hears the same mom's little girl yell from the slide "mom - he keeps grabbing my booty!"
jeff looks up and yes, its ashton sitting behind the little girl.
he figured that was a good time to pack up and go.