something funny.
jeff had to take maggie to the dmv with him the other day. you know how that place is like walking into an elevator, nobody looks at anybody, nobody talks, just crabby people sitting in silence waiting for their number to be called. well, he pulled his number and sat down with maggie. they were waiting and then she decided to stand up and do a rendition of you are my sunshine for everyone. she altered the words to go "you are me organs, you are me organs, you make me happy when skies are great. you neber know organs, how much i lub you, so please dont take me organs away." i dont know where that came from, but it did lighten the mood at the dmv.

something not so funny.
sometimes it is safer to just have one parent in charge of the children. when there are two of us, i think he is watching them and he thinks i am watching them. in reality neither are.
here is a pointer for you. when your two year old says "i go find mommy" and you say ok, that means she is going to find mommy. if she thinks mommy is outside running, she will probably head on out there.
she may put on her own shoes and walk out the front door. she may then walk down the cul-de-sac and then down the street. a minivan may see her and stop, and the mom may get out and walk her back to your door. oops. lesson learned, lock the doors.

something funny.
ashtonism part 2.
i was in mama's tummy before i was born, right?
yes buddy.
i was born in my swimming trunks, right?
no bud.
yes, we all were born with our swimming trunks on, right?
no bud.
well we were all swimming before we were born.
cute. he took us literal when we told him he used to swim around in mom's belly.