conversation.

on the way home from the pumpkin patch, this was a conversation overheard from the back seat.
ashton "mommy, maggie is eating her boogers."
maggie "no i isn't."
ashton "yes you are. that's so gross maggie."
maggie "mmmm, mmmmm MMMMMM. i just had the most delicious one ashton."
ashton "MAGGIE stop it."
maggie "hey ashton, im going to the booger patch to pick you a good one."
ashton "maggie if you do that in kindergarten they are going to make fun of you."
maggie "what's funobyou?"
ashton "NO make fun of YOU."
maggie "whats funobyou?"
ashton "no maggie, its FUN OF YOU. never mind."
maggie "hey buddy did you want me to pick you a good one? i got a delicious one from the booger patch."

me "maggie that is not very lady like, please don't talk like that."
maggie "not berry what mom?"
me "lady like."
maggie "well im not a lady, im just a wittle girl mom."