you can't take her anywhere

that is what my husband said about my sweet little maggie tonight. they had their last night of vacation bible school (in which molly won the prize for knowing all of her bible verses perfectly - go molly) and there was a little service for the families at the end.
jeff was sitting with the kids and in front of them there was an extremely heavy set gal with some low rider pants on. her backside was showing pretty well.
they sang their songs and then bowed their heads for prayer. it was really quiet and every head was bowed, every eye closed. except for maggies! her eyes were on the lady in front of them.
she then said loudly "somebodies booty stinks weely bad daddy."
lots of giggles and more silence for the prayer.
ashton says "maggie, we dont say that."
maggie yells "yes we do ashton, mama says it all the time."
lots of giggling from the people around them.
"booty booty booty booty booty booty"

sorry i missed it.

3 year check up

well it was the much anticipated three year check up for miss mags. she weighed in at 42 lbs, 41 inches tall. she is a giant, the biggest of all four by age three, even carson who i remember thinking was huge. dr. yannette said, just to let you know, she is about the average size of an almost five year old. great.
he loved her even though when asked how old she was she replied with "oh doctor netty, i hab no idea!"
he even believed me over her when he asked if she always wore her helmet while on her bike and she said "oh i don't eben hab a helmet, i weely don't."
while trying to see if she would answer correctly, he asked her what she did when she was hungry. she replied "i just dwink milk. i don't eben eat food."
he said, well it must be a whole lot of milk maggie, she said "yes, it is."

she had a play date tonight with her friend gracyn - who is two, but not even half her size, it was a hoot to watch them try to play together.



but as usual, she found a way to make it work.